I just remembered that i wrote the unicorn fic because i though that was funny and i wish i could take that back.

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sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

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  • me: *takes snapchat with me looking cute*
  • me: *sends snapchat to everyone in my contacts*
  • me: *also sets snapchat as my story just to make sure everyone sees how cute i look*
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everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

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Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves. Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)


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Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

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look at the stars, look how they shine for you


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"Do not allow your hatred for a people move you to be unjust…" Qur’an 5:8


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